WARNING
KEY WARNING -
This is Michelin's website.
Warning # 1 -
Michelin is Michelle ...and all that that entails! A weird Swedish-American Princess that wares too much
pink and always laughs loudest and longest when she gets a joke...5 minutes after the joke was told and after 3
explanations and 2 translations.
Warning # 3 -
Be aware, prepared, and armed for bad and immature humor.
Warning # 4 -
Do not be frightened by any pictures of a blond with huge eyeballs...it is only Michelle.
Warning # 5 -
If images of a blond with huge eyeballs making faces are apearing, do not worry you are not crazy, it is only your mind
imagining Michelle speaking of the thing that you are reading!
Warning # 6 -
If you do not feel an urge to go to Michelin's website at least 3600 times a day you are crazy and should check into
a mental hospital as soon as possible.
If you are wondering where Warning # 2 is Michelle thinks you are stupid because it is obvious that she has taken the
liberty to skip that warning because she felt like it! If you did not become aware that there was no Warning # 2 Michelle
wishes to congratulate you for being so like her and knowing her so well! Now she would like to ask you if this is a good
thing or a bad thing...